An Open Letter To Fans and Foes:

I have recently received a number of emails regarding my song Kill A Kitten. It seems that the lyrics have been circulating on the internet with the misunderstanding that the song is to be taken literally. As you may not know, I am a comedian and musician. I wrote the song in response to the atrocities that have been perpetrated on innocent animals. I am as repulsed by such crimes as you are, and I wrote the song to mock such acts. No intelligent person could think that harming an animal in any way could accomplish the goals stated in the song. That's the joke. I am sorry that my work has been taken out of context and used as a target for justified but misdirected anger. Animal abuse is a serious problem and we all need to work diligently to prevent it. Thank you for taking the time to write.

Stephen Lynch
pushead@aol.com

hear the song for yourself

For more information on pet cruelty:

The Humane Society of Baltimore County

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten"

bonsaikitten.com - a site dedicated to the fictional art of crafting cubic cats.

http://www.mycathatesyou.com - pictures of evil cats

www.petsorfood.com - just plain wrong